[Will Ferrell From Blades of Glory] We're gonna skate to one song and one song only
[Jay-Z Deep Slow Voice] Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
[Jay-Z] So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna find me But first niggas gotta find me What's 50 grand to a muhfuka like me Can you please remind me? Ball so hard This shit crazy Ya'll don't know that don't shit phase me The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy Ball so hard, This sh*t weird We ain't even spose to be here, Ball so hard, Since we here It's only right that we be fair Psycho, I'm liable to be go Michael Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6 Ball so hard Got a broke clock, Rolleys that don't tick tok Audemars that losing time, Hidden behind all these big rocks B-ball so hard I'm shocked too I'm supposed to be locked up too If you escaped what I've escaped You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too Ball so hard Let's get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days Gold bottles, scold models, Spillin' Ace on my sick J's Ball so hard Bitch behave, Just might let you meet Ye, Chi towns D. Rose, I'm movin' the Nets to BK
[Hook] Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me That shit cray (x6)
[Kanye West] She said Ye can we get married at the mall? I said look you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all B-ball so hard That shit cray, Ain't it Jay? B-ball so hard What she order, fish filet B-ball so hard Your whip so cold, this old thing Ball so hard Act like you'll ever be around muhfuckas Like this again Bougie girl, grab her hand Fuck that bitch she don't wanna dance Excuse my French but I'm in France (I'm just sayin) Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me Cause if I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley What's Gucci my nigga? What's Louie my killa? What's drugs my deala? What's that jacket, Margiela? Doctors say I'm the illest Cause I'm suffering from realness Got my niggas in Paris And they going gorillas, huh!
[Will Ferrel & Jon Heder] "I don't even know what that means" "No one knows what it means but its provocative" "No it's not..." "It gets the people GOING"
[Jay-Z] Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
[Kanye West] You are now watching the throne Don't let me get in my zone (x3) These other niggaas is lyin' Actin' like the summer ain't mine
[Jay-Z] I got that hot bitch in my home
[Kanye West] You know how many hot b**ches I own Don't let me get in my zone (x4) The stars is in the building They hands is to the ceiling I know I'm bout to kill it How you know, I got that feeling You are now watching the throne Don't let me into my zone (x2)