Smile, because you're on TV A stunning documentary of what life is like growing up in America Fast food life, quicker than a drive-thru Commercial filled nights, selling us what's cool We can do anything, because we saw it on TV You are a target demographic We can blame everything, and sue for more money than we deserve You are a target demographic
Smile, because you're a superstar Everybody now know who you are, because you snuck inside your school and shot them all You did it for the fame, and so we'd remember your name The experts will say it's caused by video games We can do anything, because we saw it on TV You are a target demographic We can blame everything, and sue for more money than we deserve You are a target demographic
Smile, because you're on TV They've turned our insecurities into sweeps week This is reality in the 21st century With a murder on every screen, let me show you the latest ratings Sign my petition please, to get Tom Cruise to play me in my movies in the week How cool would that be? I just secured a book deal I'm signing autographs, and a seven-figure contract For a network television mini-series and now:
We can do anything, because we saw it on TV We can blame everything, and take no responsibility You are a target demographic Smile, because you're on TV They've turned our insecurities into sweeps week