Karkat Vantas (Homestuck) - Troll Spice | Текст песни

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• Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)
• Troll Spice

Hi again, idiots,
Look at your patron troll and back at me and back to your patron troll and now back to me.
Sadly your patron troll isn't me.
But if your patron troll stopped looking inside the box and added a little sparkle and Ritz to their mundane existence like I did they could possibly be like me.
Broadway Karkat!
Look down! Back up! Where are we?
We are set on troll phantom of the opera with the fabulous patron troll your ordinary patron troll could have been like!
What is in your hand?
Back at me! I have it fuck ass!
It's two blue ray DVD's of that nick cage movie you love!
Look again! The movies are now grist!
Everything is possible when your patron troll keeps calm and uses his jazz hands!

I'm in a bucket! (Giant bucket prop drops on him.) Doot de doot doot doot do do do! (Pounds and right side of bucket prop.)