And-a-half, which opens with typical school-yard banter: “I’m bigger than you – I’m seven years old”, “That’s nothing – I’m seven and a half!” “I’m stronger than you – I’m eight years old”, “That’s nothing – I’m eight and a half!” “If you’re so pretty, give Johnny a kiss.” “But Johnny is ugly. For shame! I’ll tell Miss!”… before the characters of the parents take over with memories of their own childhood. The recollections continue in: