I'm standing in your server room Cuz I got kicked while playing Doom The lights are dim, but I can see Your hardware is so quality I need to apply the patch So I can get back in the match But something's caught my eye A mainframe reaching through the sky
Chorus (X4)
You've got a good looking mainframe I like the size of your mainframe I have a query for your mainframe Can I make an input output request?
It's standing there so shiny Will you accept my query? I need to prove this theory Anticipate is killing me If you could just calculate What is the optimum rate? I know you'll pass the test Your monolithic mainframe is the best
Chorus (X2)
You've got a good looking mainframe I like the size of your mainframe I have a query for your mainframe Can I make an input output request?