I saw a spider I didn’t scream Cause I can belch the alphabet Just double dog dare me And I chose guitar over ballet And I’d take these suckers down Cause they just get in my way. The way you look at me Is kind of like a little sister. Rubbed by your goodbyes And it leaves me nothing but blisters.
So I don’t wanna be One of the boy-y-y-oys One of your guys Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight That I just want to be One of the girls Pretty in pearls Not one of the boys.
So over the summer something changed. I started reading Seventeen And shaving my legs. And I studied Lolita religiously And I walked right into school And caught you staring at me. Cause I don’t want you no But now you’re going to have to take a number It’s okay, maybe one day But not until you give me my diamond ring.
Cause I don’t want to be One of the boy-oy-oy-oys One of your guys Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight That I just want to be Your homecoming queen Pin-up poster dream Not one of the boys
I wanna be a flower not a dirty weed I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team. And I swear maybe one day, you’re gunna wanna Make out, make out, make out with me.
Don’t wanna be, don’t wanna be, don’t wanna be, Cause I don’t wanna be, One of the boy-y-y-oys One of your guys Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight That I just want to be One of the girls Pretty in pearls Not one of the boys.