[Verse 1] Oh my God I see a policeman is coming after me ‘Cause he knows I'm breaking bad I can't hide away my push pen anxiety And the sirens makes me mad Everybody in my head knows that I'm crazy I push the envelope, I'm a rad And all the people in my head thinks I'm racy Going, \"Oh my God\"
[Verse 2] Oh my God I can't see why he's always on my derriere It must be super trooper hot But when I look behind myself in the mirror I kinda know that it is not He's acting just like a Snuffleupagus That makes my people uneasy He's gonna win this chase again, win over us In emo prison I'll be
[Chorus] x2 ‘Cause you're an Alpha Dog I'm just a Beta Baby You know my heart is flogged You bite till I get rabies
[Verse 3] Oh my God Somebody hand out Hello Kitty first aid kit ‘Cause my sweet bleedin' won't stop I think this time we got us seriously bit And my blood's already slopped I'll be a brat, and you're a condescending brit But she will share it with her crowd You're a rabiafaw, and you know I love it But I also know how
[Chorus] Now I'm the Alpha Dog And you're the Beta Baby You know my heart is flogged And now my heart got rabies ‘Cause I'm an Alpha Dog And you can be the Beta, baby And I'm about to slog An underdog with rabies ‘Cause I'm the Alpha Dog And you can be the Beta, baby You know my heart is flogged And now my heart got rabies ‘Cause I'm the Alpha Dog And you can be the Beta, baby And I'm about to slog An underdog with rabies