Katarina: Welcome to the Noxian Dynasty Its Notorious K-A-to-the-T Im the Queen of the Rift Noob, check yo hard data Been spinnin to win on whole teams since the beta Lotus hits like a truck while im stackin gunblades Ill be shinin like a star, better pack ya shunshades This'll stop Kat; Just a bit of hard CC Blow the whistle on that, red card, referee
Swain: Hope you brought your umbrella, cuz im makin it SWAIN! Im the master tactician with infinite sustain T-Swain in the lane; Im the cock of the walk Impressin all them ladies with my ravenous flock I'd strategically flank ya, in order to beat ya Oh who am I kidding? Ill just morph and eat ya Keep beatin you cravens till morale improves Till then youre stuck here; quoth the raven, "nevermove."
Chorus: You cant face our wrath Better quit feedin us, now youre 3 towers down, better quit messin around, or you'll get stuck in the N Game You cant walk our path Your team destroyed an Inhib; I love hearin that sound, you better not stick around, or youll get stuck in the N Game Cuz you don't know how its gonna go when you lockin in, and now youre facin Noxians Yeah, And now youre stuck in the N game You cant run you cant hide, don't care whose on your side Don't know why you even tried And now youre stuck in the N game
Urgot: Im H1-Ex3cutioner, Back from the dead You got two things I want: your lane and your head My bolts are augmented and my damage explosive Your defense is circumvented cuz my charge is corrosive You standin there suppressed lookin so pathetic Im reversin your position noob, Im hyperkinetic I can shoot from mid lane and make your nexus explode Ima zone you so hard, you'll be in spectator mode.........
Cassiopea: Im Ca$$ie! And when I hit you with my noxious blast, Im movin so fast You shouldn't've asked, Not a scratch on me in perfect contrast Your full body cast Cant even camp your tower I got perfect harass Used to be beautiful, now Im intoxicating Sink my twin fangs in, turn scrubs to rocksicating If the key to beauty lies in grace and poise then Come over here, cutie, take a swim in my poison
Sion: Dont run from Bone Thug little potion popper Theres plenty of room, come GET ON MY CHOPPER Death couldn't beat me, what makes you think you will? Pwn you so hard, make you choke on your blue pill Shield on in the bushes, Im a spherical lurker Stun you blind, deaf, and dumb; youll need a miracle worker WHO IS YOUR SUMMONER, AND WHAT DOES HE DO? ITS NOT A TUMOR, it's a corpse that looks just like you!
Chorus: You cant face our wrath Better quit feedin us, now youre 3 towers down, better quit messin around, or you'll get stuck in the N Game You cant walk our path Your team destroyed an Inhib; I love hearin that sound, you better not stick around, or youll get stuck in the N Game Cuz you don't know how its gonna go when you lockin in, and now youre facin Noxians Yeah, And now youre stuck in the N game You cant run you cant hide, don't care whose on your side Don't know why you even tried And now youre stuck in the N game
Sion & Katarina: Were so fly, no gravitation Why so nervous? Persperation Died to creeps? Humiliation You should be on feed probation Queuein up above your station Cut your insubordination Take you out, assassination Help you out, uninstallation Tried to make it rain, but all youre makin tear drops Push you pack so far that now were buyin at your shop First well take your nexus then well take over the world There aint no one that can stop us Ah yeah, give it to em singa girl!