Christmas Eve was comin, the elves were feelin low Santa Claus was sweating cos there wasn't any snow The weather went all crazy, the seasons flipped around The North Pole felt like Fiji, the world was upside down
So Santa did some thinking with his special secret brew All at once it hit him, he said "boys, here's what we'll do" The elves topped up the gas tank, Santa climbed aboard And turned the engine over on that '67 Ford
Chorus: Santa drives a pickup, the reindeer ride in back Watch out for that fat man, he'll be comin down your stack Santa drives a pickup, he's a red neck maniac Watch out for the big guy, he'll be comin down your stack
The Ford she started humming, Santa flashed a grin, Gave the elves a victory sign, said shall we begin They loaded up the toys and all the goodies for the folks As Rudolph got a map out and he studied all the roads
Santa winked at Mrs. Claus, she said "honey come home soon, easy on the milk and cookies, remember I love you" Santa waved and hit the gas and boy that truck did fly Laid a patch of rubber, said "we're goin worldwide"
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Cruising down I-95, a trooper track him down Said "mister what's your hurry, someone run you out of town?" Santa said "here's my ID, the licence for my sleigh" The trooper took one look and said "Mr. Claus, I'll lead the way"
Next morning all the boys and girls were joyful as can be as they woke to find their presents underneath the Christmas tree Santa was contented as he turned out all the lights He said "Merry Christmas one and all and to all a good night"