Boss calls us to the office in a rage Says we’re suspended without pay Asks for our mixing bowl No not our mixing bowl Go home so our girl can cheer us up Says she only dates chefs, she’s had enough We once were Paula Deen and… well now we’re like the racist version of her
Our lives are in ruins like Aztecs We’re no longer receiving fat checks Haven’t been laid in a week Just kidding. We’ve never been laid.
“Dude what’s with these hammers on the floor?” “Could they be a gift for Thor?” I see it all. I see it now.
No more workin’ the fryer. Retired. Our lives are inspired. ‘Cause we are the chosen and we’re gonna smash like THOR! Quicker, quicker than a lizard We are scared of wizards and we’re gonna smash like THOR!
Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Now we’re gonna smash like THOR!
Now we’re gods amoungst peasants. Getting offerings and presents. Now we’re superheroes to these mere mortals.
We lost our job. We lost our girl. Now we basically run the world. Gods of truth. Gods of war. Like thunder? Well have some more!
Now stand up, rise. HEROES UNITE! Don’t let people get you down. FIGHT! This is our life. This is our time!
No more workin’ the fryer. Retired. Our lives are inspired. ‘Cause we are the chosen and we’re gonna smash like THOR! Quicker, quicker than a lizard We are scared of wizards and we’re gonna smash like THOR!
Our father is Odin, behold him, Our bloodline is golden ‘Cause we are the chosen and we’re gonna smash like THOR! Harder Harder ’til it’s smoky! Our brother is Loki And we’re gonna smash like THOR!
Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-Odin Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-Odin Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-Odin And we’re gonna smash like THOR!