You left me for that other girl This jacket left this T shirt too That finish baseball jersey From Bowie's tour in 72 (Bummer) And my best friend got a boyfriend And she vanished for ten months And now there over so shes callin And expects me to pick up (Uh-uh)
I wish that I can help them I'm so sorry for their pain (Boo-hoo Good luck with that)
Not my problem Not my problem What a twist of fate They might have to wait Not my problem They just talk and talk and talk La de da de da (Blah blah blah)
Not my problem
My brother used to rat me out Sit back and watch the fight He wants me to be his alibi For where he was last Friday night (Yea right) My guitar player came begging for my 57 strat (I love it when they beg) To impress this girl But the last guitar I lend him He never gave it back (Keep on begging)
I wish that I can help them But there's only so much time (You do the math)
Not my problem Not my problem What a twist of fate They might have to wait (Sorry) Not my problem They just talk and talk and talk Blah blah blah
I don't want to seem vicious I don't want to come off heartless Countless, get this
They treat me like a doormat I wouldn't take that anymore Guess its time for them to read the manual
Not my problem Not my problem They can save their breath Save themselves instead Not my problem Maybe they cant see But it works for me Not my problem Not my problem What would they do if they were me Well that can never be Not my problem They just talk and talk and talk La de da de da (Blah blah blah)