This Day is going to be Perfect. The kind of day I've always longed for all along Everypony will swoon and sigh Say I look handsome in my tie What they don't know is that I do not belong...
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This day was going to be perfect The kind of day I thought that nothing could go wrong. But instead of having cake I'm once again combating fate Those wedding bells, they're never good for me at all
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I could care less about your stress I won't partake in any cake Vows? You're just lying, go away I know I'm the one whose better It should be us who'll be together The truth is I want her to be my own Move, Doctor, and make some room For I'll be the better groom And I'm here to take what should be mine
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We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day! Hope? Use the sonic right away I wont accept that I may lose her To one who wants to use her Not care for, love, and cherish her each day. For I want to be her groom All my thoughts, she does consume. Oh my Companion, I'll be there very soon!
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Finally, the moment has arrived For me to steal one lovely bride
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