We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drink We're KMFDM and all other bands stink Our music is sampled, totally fake It's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil We hate all DJ's, they're making us ill Whatever we tell you is meant to be crap We hate all music and especially rap We don't like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche Mode We don't care for Madonna or Kylie Minogue Our records have stickers with a warning from Tipper 'Cause they're no good for kids if we'd get her we'd strip her KMFDM forward the ultimate sound And a message from Satan if you turn it around Hey Satan its En Esh talking down/now, let me know whats going on man, call-call me anytime man, anytime man, I dont know its your call ?? You might think we're stupid but we're way above it We don't give a shit and the kids just love it We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks