Keith Slettedahl - You Need A Thneed | Текст песни

• Тексты песен
• Keith Slettedahl
• You Need A Thneed

Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great
And it's just $3.98

Everybody needs a Thneed
It's revolutionary guaranteed!
The Thneed is new, the Thneed is nice
And did you see that price?

Since the glorious dawn of man
There's never been a thing to do what this thing can
So listen carefully
To all the wondrous things a Thneed can be

It's a sock, it's a suit
Boxing glove, parachute
A butterfly net, reusable diaper
An exercise belt, a runny nose wiper
A slingshot, a muzzle, a jump rope, a hat
A colorful sweater you put on your cat
Nothing else in this world can do that
Old or young, tall or short, thin or fat
Republican, independent, libertarian or democrat

Keith Slettedahl еще тексты