I turned thirteen I can keep company He comes over and sits with me We watch movies, go online Unrestricted parental guidance Everyday that's how we be, had all his attention on me 'Till my pops got me that new Playstation 3 And a twenty-inch flat HD
That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden 'Cause that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I can't compete It's either me or that TV Put down that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I can't compete He don't come just to see me That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden, oh
I was cool, we'd share it at first, you know Now I'm taking this personal, hands on my hip, muggin', neck rollin' Snatched the controller, game over He was cool but he flipped on me, now I see how it's gon' be
Made him bounce, he don't really want me
That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden 'Cause that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I can't compete It's either me or that TV Put down that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I can't compete He don't come just to see me That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden, oh
Mr. No Good, video game addicted, The type that I should have known not to mess with I had his heart, his number one chick (now it's over) So he couldn't have been that committed It's like I wasn't even in the room, he was all up in that "tick, tick, boom" How you 'gon worry 'bout fist and ten, all I'm sayn', You really should have put this ten first
Ha-ha ha-ha ha Ha-ha ha ha
'Cause that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I can't compete It's either me or that TV Put down that joystick, messed around and took my boyfriend Them games be makin' me so sick, 'cause I can't compete He don't come just to see me That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden, That's why I, I hate Madden, that's why I, I hate madden, oh