Pick up my sword it's time to do business Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil (Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please
Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate Put in my place but I'll break out once again
All these encounters may just leave me scarred And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend
I don't give a damn, not an iota Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail
Lately I know I'm going so crazy Never thought goodness would be so hazy Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught
But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this Gotta get out and get back to business Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought
I don't give a damn, not an iota Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail
We'll see the light of day again my dear Let's go on an adventure The heavens frown upon us on this day But I've still got my quota Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail (Oooooo) I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail