Ohh please be empty, please be empty, please be empty Thank you, God *bathroom door opening, someone walks in* Shit... *sounds of pissing and crapping* Is that a girl? *Ken Kaniff singing* I'm gonna rock this blouse and put a cock in my mouth And get my balls blew out, and get gay into the A.M And lay with 18 guys naked and let myself show, let myself show (Why do I know that voice?) Buttfuck it, suck it, pull it, tug it Life's too short to not stroke your bone (Are you fucking serious?) So everybody, everybody Circle jerk, touch my body *doors slam, screaming* Who is that? Where are you going? Come back Why does everyone always leave me? Hello? Fuck you then *loud crapping noise* Blow it out your ass