So you're saying that it's over soon It's over God help me, it's true So you're saying that you're marrying a banker in a shark-skin suit Oh I shimmer down the fire pole in a santa suit with a telescope So you're saying that it's over soon It's over God help me, it's true
So I pull up my collar and zip up my coat I put my cap on and then I go out to a sauna on Woodward, a diner on Main I put out a match on a tank of propane
What good is a lonely heart to a girl on a honeymoon? What good is a honeymoon when I'm staring in your hotel room?
Sandy Sandy get your camera out I'm naked in your garbage chute Husband hit me with a frying pan it's over, oh I'm helpless now Do you remember when we were friends? We told each other everything Husband hit me with a porcelain plate it's over, oh I'm helpless now
So I pull up my collar and zip up my coat I put my cap on and then I go out to a sauna on Woodward, a diner on Main I put out a match on a tank of propane
What good is a lonely heart to a girl on a honeymoon? What good is a honeymoon while I'm staring in your hotel room?
Sandy, what did he do to your hair? What's on that white dress you wear? Did your balloon disappear while I was standing out here? Oh, what did he do to your hair?
So you're saying that it's over soon it's over God help me, it's true So you're saying that you're marrying a trader with a silver spoon (Sigh) So I pull up my collar and zip up my coat... (Zip) I put my cap on and then I go out to a sauna on Woodward, a diner on Main I put out a match on a tank of propane
What good is a lonely heart to girl on a honeymoon? What good is a honeymoon when I'm staring in your hotel room? I'm staring in your room on your honeymoon I'm staring in your room ohhhh on your honeymoon...