Dog v. Cat You're canine trash There's nothing I like more than a mutt getting whacked with my baseball bat How'd you like that? That'll stop you barking, startling me in the morning What's your problem, dog? Cat throw you tongue in the vice 'til the blood comes Hope your owner comes runnin' 'cause he's lonesome Bark any louder, I'll go hit for fun.
Cat v. Dog It's all kicking off I wanna murder moggies all around the world I'll bite you in the head, 'til you're dead Brains everywhere, but I won't care I'll be hanging with my bitches, enjoying the riches of a multisensory life Man's best friend is a dog, not a feline Homo sapiens got one thing right