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Daughter:Hello.
Kerpal:Hello, is Abtar there?
Daughter:Who?
Kerpal:Abtar.
Daughter:Can I ask who's speaking please?
Kerpal:This is Kerpal.
Daughter:Who?
Kerpal:Kerpal.
Daughter:OK, one moment please.
[Daughter calls Abtar . . .]
Abtar:Hello.
Kerpal:Hello.
Abtar:Hi there.
Kerpal:Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
Abtar:Pardon?
Kerpal:Your daughter come to my house today,
Abtar:Uh huh
Kerpal:And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation.
Abtar:She kicked your?
Kerpal:She kicked my dog!
Abtar:She kicked your dog?
Kerpal:Yes.
Abtar:Which daughter?
Kerpal:The one who just answered the phone
[Abtar checks with his daughter . . .]
Abtar:No.
Kerpal:What?
Abtar:No.
Kerpal:Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it?
Abtar:I don't know. She didn't said.
Kerpal:She did! She's lying. She's lying to you, f**king guy!
Abtar:Where, where from you speaking?
Kerpal:I am speaking from my house.
Abtar:Where you live?
Kerpal:Down the street from you.
Abtar:Huh?
Kerpal:You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to f**k her!
Abtar:[mumbles]... ohhhh, you lie I dunno ..
Kerpal:Don't lie, you f**king guy.
Abtar:Hey . why? Don't talk like that!
Kerpal:F**k you! You know damn right what she do!
Abtar:Where do you live and who kicked your dog?
Kerpal:Your daughter kicked my dog.
Abtar:Which daughter?
Kerpal:YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly].... you bastard
[Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone]
Daughter:Hello.
Kerpal:Hello.
Daughter:Yeah?
Kerpal:Why you kick my dog?
Daughter:Hello, can I ask who's speaking please?
Kerpal:You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal.
Daughter:Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal.
Kerpal:Yes, you do. You kick my dog today.
Daughter:Dog?!
Kerpal:Dog!
Daughter:We don't even... No one's ever been at...
Kerpal:You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail.
Daughter:OK, where the hell do you live?
Kerpal:I live on your street.
Daughter:On my street?
Kerpal:You know!
Daughter:You say that one of us have kicked your dog?
Kerpal:Yes.
Daughter:Where abouts do you live?
Kerpal:You know damn right!!
Daughter:No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you.
Kerpal:[under breath] Yes you do.
Daughter:Why? Where the hell do you live?
Kerpal:[under breath] You don't ask dumb question.
Daughter:Do you live on Marative?
Kerpal:No, you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail.
Daughter:You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell-
Kerpal:You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me [under breath] I am going to kill you.
Daughter:You're going to kill us!?
Kerpal:No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you!
Daughter:[says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] OK, you just go ahead, okay, because we don't know what the f**k you're talking about.
Kerpal:You don't ever tell me to 'f**k'! You say bad word!
Daughter:Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof . . .
Kerpal:F**k you, you, you do not tell me f**k you! OK you? You know!
Daughter:Please just get lost okay, because we're fed up.
Kerpal:F**k you. You are going to jail.
Daughter:We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene-
Kerpal:Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!
Daughter:Don't tell

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