Wake up in the morning feeling totally shitty I’m in the bath, plugs in my ass, I’m guna hit this city. Before I leave brush my teeth with a handful of smack Cause when I leave for the night, I always come back black I’m talking dayum my name is Rose, Rose I dig Shakespearean prose, prose Blowing up my student loan, loan…LOAN! I’m picking puke out of my hair, hair Stumbling down the stairs, stairs Watch Glee before it airs
God damn this is crap and my nose is full of crack I want more, I’m out the door because my life is such a bore I need fame, this is lame, and I’m secretly quite tame I lied I don’t do drugs But I do like Turkish rugs I need a break, not a rake or a steak I’m not a fake My voice is crap, need a slap, like before I start to rap I need skills that give chills and totally pay the bills, now Wooowowowoooooo
Ain’t got a care in the world and I can’t really steer Ain’t got no money in my pocket but my smear test was clear And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they have perfect grammar I’m talking never actually been drunk, drunk But I just found another chunk, chunk Got studies that I’m going to flunk, flunk…FLUNK! I said exposure is the key, key I just need a part on Glee, Glee Fame is a guarantee, I said fame is a guarantee That’s it I’ll be ligit, holy shit is that a zit, I need plans and some fans maybe I should join a band I can’t sing live or at all, autotune just sings it all, now Wooowowowoooooo
I’ll be a hit cause I’m a Brit and I’m totally kind of fit Clean up my act, it’s a fact going to need a contract I’ll be papped in the street treated like a piece of meat, now Wooowowowoooooo
You build me up and you knock me down My Facebook fan page is boring No Youtube hits, I’ll call it quits No chance of ever touring With my hands up, you got me now Look I’ve resorted to Myspace That’s so emo, I already know That’s something I got to embrace Now the party don’t start till emos log in It’s cool, you’re a fool and I know I really rule Your words are mean you loser teen, just go jack off to Wolverine Screw this shit, I admit, this is lame I’m going to quit, now Wooowowowoooooo
Still got my pride, wait that’s gone, just a skank whore all along Mascara ran but I’m the man and I could really start a clan Bouncing back, I’ll be wack and you’ll have a heart attack, now Wooowowowoooooo