Kevin Bloody Wilson - Double Decker Dog | Текст песни

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Mom there's a dog outside what i'd like you to see.
Mom if its alright i'd like to keep him here with me
cos i've never seen a dog like that he's got another head in the middle of his back and he's got 6 legs so he'd be good at chasing cats he's a double decker dog.

2 headed 6 legged double decker dog

Mom his back half is black but his front bit is really white
Mom don't be frightened he's not gonna bite cos he looks to tired he looks worn out and both of his heads have got the tongues hanging out and he's houghing and puffing and he's frothing at the mouth he looks really really friendly.

2 headed 6 legged double decker dog

Mom there crewl next door cos all the did was laugh mom why you filling up the bucket do you think he needs a bath but you'll be right mom i can handle him myself and i don't need them bloody kids next door to help its my double decker dog so i'll bath him by my self i'd wish they'd all go and piss off.

2 headed 6 legged double decker dog

Mom them kids next door are teasing my poor dog mom there pricks next door cos now there chucking rocks and if they'd hit him mom they'd be in strife if he gets them 6 legs going they'd be running for there lifes and with his second set of fangs he could bite them all twice so they'd better stop fucking around.

2 headed 6 legged double decker dog

Mom there cunts next door i think they have killed my dog mom 1 cunt jumped the fence and kicked him in the conce and the bastard kicked him so hard my dog took off and was heading for the park and crossed the road and got skittled by a car and it split my dog in half.

2 headed 6 legged double decker dog

MOM MOM quick come outside you won't believe your eyes MOM its my double decker dog he's back he's still alive and i don't know how hes done it but he's together again but somethings diffrent mom i cant explain his front still white thats still the same but now his back half is brown.

2 headed 6 legged double decker dog

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