Waitress, can I have another drink please? I'd like to formally introduce my self …
I’m the talk of the town That's the reason why they stare 4 karats in my ear If you look see a glare I’m - one of a kind With a wonderful rhyme I’m skating off in a 'rari You'll get left behind My raps fully automatic like an AR Dropping - nothing but heat me an JR I’m living life in the fast lane Then the cash came Fire won’t quit, still burning like a gas flame They watch me So I duck and roll Middle fingers still up saying fuck the globe And my dawgs still down We don't trust them hoes I live life like a King I was extra stoned Kevin Federline - I come tight with every rhyme I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine This marijuana got me heavily sedated I’m Kevin Federline America's most hated (what!)
Aww yea baby - JR mane, JR you there mane? Hey man, why don't you pass me that bottle over there guy
I’m on the frontline Dodging cameras like the one time Can’t even chill in this California sunshine But it's okay, I got something for ya I’m handing out ass kickins like diplomas Who the first to get it? Ya know K Feds wit it All that shit rappers talk about, I already did it I’m committed - to the game The fames why I hustle Lyrical exercise, working every muscle on the double Chief and commanda Hand ya Ass to ya in a basket wrapped in plastic I’m looney All these model chicks wanna do me Tabloids tried to screw me Magazines try to kill me But I’m nasty Too fucking slick and sly So high I could prolly drop a shit and fly You gonna need a big army If you coming for me K. Federline - I hit like tsunamis
Whoo - yea baby, that shit is fire right there, you know what I’m talking about? Lets get drunk to this one damn it. hoo, one more jack and coke bitch
I’m bigga than you I’m sicka than you I’m here now So they not gon pay attention to you They listen to dude I sizzle the booth I’m living the truth You fuckas talk shit Couldn’t fit my shoes I got my blue yankee fitted on Watch to match Little boys we can get it on Watch your back I got my name spreading faster than crack And that's just a fact Sucked in America’s hate and now I’m passing it back Uh Who told this bastard that he can't rap I got 50 mill. I can do whatever I want I don't need a deal I can do whatever I want I just keep it real I can say whatever I want Don't buy my shit I bet your girl riding to it With her hair in the wind And her mind on the new kid The most anticipated But still underrated Kevin Federline – America’s Most Hated (what!)
Ah - thank you baby. I got a tip for you after this too girl, we all gonna go swimming with women... Don't forget your swim suit.