Come on everybody, gather ‘round Gonna tell you all an epic story now Of the Reggaesharknado Reggaesharknado? Yes the Reggaesharknado Ooh..that’s a fun combo.
I betcha didn’t know that Sharks could fly I betcha didn’t know they swam that high
It’s the Reggaesharknado Reggaesharknado? Yes the Reggaesharknado Which part don’t you understand?
It started when Reggae Shark went to Washington D.C To speak on conservation of the sharks and Manatees Congress applauded Said,”We’ll get on it .” And everything seemed cool Obama even let him swim in da reflectin’ pool Let me get in there with ya Let’s do a couple laps.
Then suddenly from outta nowhere Something started brewin’ in the atmosphere It was a giant sharknado Yep they made another Sharknado
People starting killing sharks off left and right And they always had creative tag lines like Looks like you’re finished bro Get it Fin ished? And that’s also my name Whatever.
Fin was the baddest shark assassin you ever saw Him tried to jump inside Reggae Shark with his chainsaw Reggae Shark said, “Let’s join forces, I am not your foe“ “Me was a big fan of your work on 90210” “Can me have your autograph?”
The President said “We don’t know what to do?” “C’mon Reggae Shark we’re counting on you” Him looked at the Washington Monument and said “We could turn it into a giant spliff!”
Not being disrespectful or being rude And from what we know of George him would approve Then Obama ensured the Joint Chiefs of Staff Reggae Shark is a master of the arts and crafts.
The local stoners filled the Monument with weed And then the air force sparked it up with an F15
All of the smoke from all of the dope went up the Sharknado spout Then the Sharks stopped killin’ and just started chillin’out
Now it’s roaming round like a party cruise Making people change their point of view It’s the Reggesharknado It even chilled out the Makos