Key of Awesome - Call Me Maybe (Parody) | Текст песни

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We met last night at the club
You told me you were in love
Came home and smushed in the tub
And now your in my yard
Woke up and saw you were gone
Your running across my lawn
Without your pants and shoes on
Here comes my Saint. Bernard.
Vodka was flowing
Butt cleavage was showing
Your mind I was blowin’
Then we were so friggin wasted.
Tag Tack your my boyfriend
My name is Carly
But all my doctors call me crazy
I made you pop tarts
With extra gravy
But I’m a call girl
You have to pay me
Psych I’m just kidding
Aren’t I crazy
Let’s watch 12 hours
Of Chelsea lately
And all the other boys, try to taaaaaaaaze me~
The doors are locked now!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME.

Come on lets do se#x again
I wanna be more than friends
Look how far my legs can bend

I’m sorry I can’t stay
Look I don’t mean to be rude
But I don’t think that we screwed

I got the pictures to prove it
Hey, don’t look away
Your my one and only
That’s what my dog told me
But don’t think you own me

Now let’s sacrifice some chicken
I got some handcuffs
Feel free to spank me
But here’s a safe word
It’s call me maybe

Hey, this is my band
They seem to hate me
Source: LYBIO.net

They don’t look like they’re really playing

Crap that’s my husband
He’s in the Navy
He’s gonna kill you
He’s also crazy

I’m gonna kill you
Cause that’s my lady
What’s going on here?

He tried to rape me!
When people try to rape my wife

It makes me so mad
It makes me feel bad

I’m gonna kick your ass
Come to think of it my wife is just a guy in drag
I need a real man
So call me maybe