We met last night at the club You told me you were in love Came home and smushed in the tub And now your in my yard Woke up and saw you were gone Your running across my lawn Without your pants and shoes on Here comes my Saint. Bernard. Vodka was flowing Butt cleavage was showing Your mind I was blowin’ Then we were so friggin wasted. Tag Tack your my boyfriend My name is Carly But all my doctors call me crazy I made you pop tarts With extra gravy But I’m a call girl You have to pay me Psych I’m just kidding Aren’t I crazy Let’s watch 12 hours Of Chelsea lately And all the other boys, try to taaaaaaaaze me~ The doors are locked now! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME.
Come on lets do se#x again I wanna be more than friends Look how far my legs can bend
I’m sorry I can’t stay Look I don’t mean to be rude But I don’t think that we screwed
I got the pictures to prove it Hey, don’t look away Your my one and only That’s what my dog told me But don’t think you own me
Now let’s sacrifice some chicken I got some handcuffs Feel free to spank me But here’s a safe word It’s call me maybe
Hey, this is my band They seem to hate me Source: LYBIO.net
They don’t look like they’re really playing
Crap that’s my husband He’s in the Navy He’s gonna kill you He’s also crazy
I’m gonna kill you Cause that’s my lady What’s going on here?
He tried to rape me! When people try to rape my wife
It makes me so mad It makes me feel bad
I’m gonna kick your ass Come to think of it my wife is just a guy in drag I need a real man So call me maybe