KATNISS Can't decide which boy I like Gale is buff, and Peeta's nice In this dystopian future Don't which cute dude is cuter Eenie Meenie Minie Moe I'm Catching Fire down below Two dreamboats blowin' up my phone I'm like a post apocalyptic Bridget Jones GALE OR PEETA It's the end of the world GALE OR PEETA These books catnip for girls GALE OR PEETA Sci-Fi Chick Fantasy TOO MUCH WEINER A Battle Royale with Cheese PURE VELVEETA Everybody say Rue RUE Everybody say Rue RUE Put 3 fingers in the air like you just don't care Give it up for my homies in district 12 GALE I don't get to eat enough but somehow I'm totally buff KATNISS You were engaged to Miley C. So you might carry an STD PEETA C'mon Katniss please pick me I made myself look like a tree PRESIDENT SNOW Marry that tree, or your family dies KATNISS Ew, I hate when people set me up with guys GALE OR PEETA Peeta is hella cute PEETA FEVER But Gale's a forbidden fruit HE'S MUCH LEANER GALE Hey don't call me a fruit HE'S NO GENIUS I was named after a root GALE Um, okay. KATNISS Evil Santa has blood breath He laughs when kids fight to the death KATNISS His name is Snow cus he's not hot PRESIDENT SNOW Hey that hurt my feelings a lot PEETA I can bake, but I can't swim KATNISS God, you're a bigger wuss than Prim You're such a damsel in distress Maybe you should be the one in the flaming dress GALE OR PEETA You both are so poorly drawn MAYBE NEITHER Your acting's making me yawn HE'S NO BRANDO Must lead the revolution SCREW THIS GAME SHOW No time for getting it on