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Zayn: Oh I'm just trying make it to the beauty salon. Get out of my way
gotta get my nails done. Gonna get my eyebrows threaded then I'll get a
funky skunky stripe put on my head.
Harry: Oh peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from? Looks like he gave birth
you to from his skunk bum.
Liam: Hey fellas could you stop the bike up at the light I think I'm feeling
motercycle sick.
Directior: You're not as cute as these other two so let's just move you there.
Now mince about and act as though you're having fun.
One Direction: He only gives us one direction.
Director: Now run from the wave.
Zayn: I need more hair spray.
One Direction: This wanker Is a sad old man. He's got us dressed like old
man bands. Can we take a break?
Directior: No bloody way now put on swinsuits.
Aww c'mon we're quite pasty we've yet to develop muscle.
Zayn: Oh this one directior wont ever let us leave.
Director: You can leave as soon as you hit puberty.
Zayn: C'mon man it's cold In here look over here. Harry's crying frozen tears.
Liam: He's dead.
Niall: Well They Tell us we're like Elvis back when he was a kid. I hope we die
on the toilet like he did. Someone get me off The ride I'm dying inside.
Director: This is the worlds smallest violin. Let's have you two remove those
sailor suits and dress like prostitutes yeah.
Zayn: The saddest part is we're not getting
One Direction: Paid that much the never even buy us lunch and that's not
fair.
Zayn: How my hair?
Director: Now put on these assless chaps. I bought at the Assless Gap. Let's
do 50 Shades of Grey and let him hit you. Here's a tissue. I just tricked you. I
made you sniff glue. Now let me fist you. Hahahaha I'm just kidding. Just
checking if you were listening. Let's go hilbilly hand fishing. Now let's do the
ending scene of Brokeback Mountain.
Louis and Harry: I think I'm starting to have fun.
Director: Try to make him stay and that's when you say
Louis and Harry: I wish I could quit you.

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