LYRICS: (CHORUS) When Uhura’s on the bridge, ma Drop it like it’s Spock, (x3) When the Klingons try to get at you Fly it like it’s Spock, (x3) When Kirk is givin’ attitude, Pinch it like it’s Spock, (x3) Got StarFleet on my chest, my enterprise is the best, Don’t need a phaser cuz my stunnin’ eyes do the rest.
VERSE 1 (SPOCK) See these Trek fans, see this ship deck see my split hand, see this pinch neck Be like vulcan ears and get to the point I can guarantee my arguments will never disappoint Now observe, my deductions will preserve all my crew Without mirth, I’m reserved, I’ll discern what to do, I’ll ensure none can cheat the Kobayashi Maru Cuz the needs of many outweigh the needs of the few! (Oh!)
Ears on point, logic on par Track full of heat like it’s in pon farr Drop a fascinating verse, a methodical bar As we trek to the stars, Gene’s vision flyin hard Call me half-blood prince, with no evil goatee, Mind meld with me, for a second... (Oh My!) Temper I possess, anger I won’t foster, I’ll say this till I die; live long and prosper.
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VERSE 2 (KIRK) Captain speaking, reppin’ Star Fleet, I’m a ladies man, you hear their hearts beat? They call me James T, it stands for Trouble, When I roll up on them tribbles with my bass cranked double. And I do have the power, freak what you heard otherwise, I’m givin it all she’s got on the Starship Enterprise, Put the whip in warp and prepare the core, I’m bolding going where no man’s gone before (Snap!).
Red alert, well now you’ve got me fired up, Shields up, Imma take ‘em back to Iowa. Armed and ready Ki-zerks back to wi-zerk, And I always kill the track like it’s got a red shiz-ert. Khan-artist, I’m second to none, And I’m the class clown baby, set my phasers to fun! Captain’s log… I’ve picked up a hotty… So beam me up Scotty! (Hey)