Lyrics: Oh yes, beauties welcome to, Mettaton’s new show First you’ll take a quiz and test out all your luck Answer all the questions right or you die A prize of more questions like would you smooch a ghost? Please no screaming, ‘cause that’s against the rules It seems that Alphys here was helping you out I’m sure she’ll know the answer to this one Who is it that the great doctor has a crush on? I’m not surprised that you got it correct It’s finally time… You know… the show, it must go on It’s nothing personal… but you… well, you Need to disappear for my audience deserves a grade A performance Next up is cooking with a killer robot Sugar eggs and flour as usual It would seem as though we are forgetting something Your fresh human soul would be just perfect Or go fetch that can over there if you like Sweetheart, you better hope you can climb fast You’re so lucky that Dr. Alphys thought ahead It’s pointless, I already baked the cake
“Ta ta for now!”
Darling, I am back again, with a brand new show! Find one thing to report for these ten monsters Please, something interesting if you can Oh, it seems everything in this room is a bomb! Better defuse them fast, because if not… This big bomb will explode in just two minutes! Once again, Alphys used her hacking skills Now, instead of two minutes, the bomb explodes now! Another show of mine has been cancelled! It’s finally time… You know… the show, it must go on It’s nothing personal… but you… well, you Need to disappear for my audience deserves a grade A performance One last try to stop you from making it out Tell me how wonderfully I can sing Now the love of my life has been cast aside Colored tiles will make you such a fool I presume that you no longer know the rules Too bad you’ll be incinerated now! Doctor Alphys once again saved you from demise I assure you I will win next time!