my name is sans I’m a skeleton and I like puns ketchup is great and my bro is just the coolest Papyrus is making me put lyrics to my theme I’m kinda bored but as long as it’s making him happy you seem alright thanks for doing all of his puzzles we can be pals you wanna go to Grillby’s with me? burgers or fries? no ketchup? well then that’s more for me want some advice? just remember blue stop signs, kid want some fried snow? nah, too much sentimental value how bout some ‘dogs? you can stack ‘bout 29 on your head I think I’m done hope that Papyrus is satisfied ‘cause I’m tired so I think I’ma go take a nap...
I'm just a guy who wishes he could always sleep in sucks that I can't a skeleton can always dream my life's a joke but ya don't need'ta know what that means it's whatever howzabout we grab dinner, then we'll talk? you don't seem bad so i'll be your pal this time around just so ya know a promise is keepin' you safe, kid but nevermind cheer up, 'cause you have never died what, am I wrong? I've done such a fantastic job protecting you without her, you'd be dead where you stand… but, hey, we're cool know that someone really cares aboutcha i've gotta go don't worry about a thing, kiddo see ya later i'm still rootin' for ya all the way