Goons and I in a counting flop Bought a ship too much, With the rules we’d got Formed our fleet in the jita lag, couldn't see the gangsize we had At EVETV, Trev crashed the software Eddz was screaming "too many points out there" Floating in the Jovian sky 109 points, SHIT! and goons say bye.
109 disqualified goons Floating in the arena sky Panic bells, “who counted those frigs?” Said the forum hoars with the fancy sigs. So we left and didn’t come back watching you with an eager eye Focusing it on the sky 109 points, damn the goons go bye!
109 Decision Street 109 goon heroes meet To worry, worry, super-scurry Call the troops out in a hurry This is what we've waited for This is it boys, this is war While alliance tourny five runs fine 109 goons ingame go by!
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109 nerds in larping garb Unfit their miners on their harb The POS are moved, and the stront is packed We've almost got this region cracked The tourny we will do without We'd rather smash up bob's fine house Scramble in the summer sky 109 goons ingame go by!
109 goons ingame go by!
109 points we didn’t count So kids, count, or you are out! We didn’t enter as we’re sitting pretty In the dust that’s bobs old city If I could find a souvenier Just to prove that bob were here So count your points, I've let you know Or back into game you will go…