Singer: Everybody clap your hands in the air and follow the Music Man! Singer:I am the music man, I come from down your way, and I can play! Audience: What can you play?
Piano
The Music Man: "I play the piano!" Sing "Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no; pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no" to the tune Actions: act out playing chords on a piano Follow with chorus
Trombone
The Music Man: "I play the trombone!" Sing "oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa; oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa" to the tune Actions: mime playing trombone Follow with piano and chorus
Bagpipes
The Music Man: "I play the bagpipes!" Sing "Scotland the Brave" Actions: mime playing bagpipes Follow with trombone, piano, and chorus
Call and response section
The Music Man: "Whoawhooaa!" Audience: "Whoawhooaa!" The Music Man: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah" Audience: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah" The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!" Audience: "Oi oi oi!" The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!" Audience: "Oi oi oi!"
Football section
Sing theme from Match of the Day Actions: scarf waving Follow with bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus
Dambusters
The Music Man: "I play The Dam Busters!" Sing the theme to The Dam Busters Actions: with arms outstretched, like bomber aircraft; alternatively, make an "okay" sign with both hands and place over eyes (with palms touching cheeks, thumbs over eyebrows and the 3 loose fingers of each hand pointing down) in the manner of an aviator's goggles. Follow with football, bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus
"Here We Go, Here We Go" Theme
Sing: Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go.... Actions: Scarf waving to "Here We Go"