shigoto wa itsumo tegiwa juushi de shubi wa joujou kyou mo mata GUDDO JOBU
When it comes to doing my job, efficiency is very important. With a superb start and an excellent finish, good job to me again today!
yarareru mae ni HIT IT yaru no wa kantan de mo BOKErareru mae kara no TSUKKOMI wa hone ga oreru mushiro oru
I have to hit it before I'm hit. Even if it's an easy job, it breaks my bones just to play the stooge. I think my bones are actually breaking.
keikai wa touzen hissu jikou de haigo wa DENJAA ZOON OMAE koso go-youjin
Of course, vigilance is a requirement, as the backside is always a danger zone. You, too, should take extra caution.
karamizurai no wa TOO BAD hott'oku no ga seikai shimatsu ni kimattara esa de tsutte sono suki ni iwareru mae ni SHUT UP tanomu kara ato ni shite ichiban kowai no wa PURO yori obake yori mo kono BAKA
It's too bad that we have trouble getting along. You should have just left me alone. If I'm worried about the cleaning-up, I'll just lure my target in and then do my work. Shut up before you say anything to me. I'm asking you, please save it for later. What's really scary is not a professional or a monster, but this idiot.
Wanted! OBAKA dead or alive Run away! OBAKA is still alive
Wanted! the idiot, dead or alive. Run away! the idiot, is still alive.
genba wa PIRIPIRI sore mo nichijou shouko wa nokosazu kyou mo mata o-tsukare-san
I always need to take great caution at the scenes of my crime to make sure I don't leave behind any evidence. Great work to me again today!
yarareru mae ni HIT IT yaru no wa kantan de mo BOKErareru mae kara no TSUKKOMI wa hone ga oreru tsuka KOITSU ga TARGET tanomu kara doite kure ichiban yabai no wa mushi yori shikyaku yori honmono no BAKA
I have to hit it before I'm hit. Even if it's an easy job, it breaks my bones just to play the stooge. Yo, the target is this guy right here, so please move aside! What's really dangerous is not a bug or an assassin, but an actual idiot.