Oh, so sorry. Who do you think you are? Bleedin' action man? My mistake! Nob off, you tosspot! ...... Smeghead! My granny shoots better than you! Wayne Rooney's smarter than you! Come on! Ya' want some, ya' poncies?! I need some money. ..... Give us some bloody money, will ya? No chance, pal I'm in deep crap here!
(2x) Dosh! Grab it while you can, lads. Dosh! Money money money!
Stand still, will ya'? I'm tryin' to heal ya. I want drugs! Now! Stay put, you div. Don't just stand there! Save me! Stand still, or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine. I'm bloody knackered I'm trying to heal you, not bloody tickle you. You're too kind. Cheers, big ears!
(2x) Dosh! Grab it while you can, lads. Dosh! Money money money!