When the world is full of care and every headline screams despair when all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile There's a certain thing I do which I shall pass along to you that's always guaranteed to make me smile I go loooooooooooooney as a light bulb battered bug simply looooooooooooooney sometimes foam and chew the rug Mister, life is swell in a padded cell it'll chase those blues away you can trade your gloom for a rubber room and injections twice a day just go looooooooooooney like an acid casualty or a mooooooooonie or a preacher on TV When the human race wears an anxious face when the bomb hangs overhead when your kid turns blue it won't worry you you can smile and nod instead when you're loooooooooooooney then you just don't give a fig man's so puuuuuuuuuuuny and the universe so big If you hurt inside get certified and if life should treat you bad don't eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeven get mad...