Nowadays all I do is lose friends, drink, and nail anything with a heartbeat.
I was looking for a girl with the tightest pants wanted to see her fucking shake that ass I saw those legs from across the room took my shots and then made my move she said, "late night hotel room. we both know what we came to do" knew right then I had to make her mine little hand said it was only a matter of time until I got her home and back into the bed screaming so loud she could wake the dead she said, "don't stop, don't stop! c'mon and make ginger pop"
I can't take this anymore, you're going to have to fuck me right now.
Hit the lights!
I am not rising from this bed, until I fuck someone.
Hit the lights
I would wreck that chick.
Hit the lights! Keep it steady Lock and load Fire when ready
You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.