Larry got a job as a soda jerk Worked five days bought a 55 Merc He raised it in the front, he lowered in the back Now, all the girls just call him Mercury Jack
He's the Merc man, how do you do? Merc man, that's who Merc man, he likes to cruise around Merc man, he's got his coolness down
Saturday night, Larry's in the valley dancin' He looks across the room and spots Some black stretch pants and she got legs That go clear up to the rafters
A pair of nocturnal fantasy hips He knew right away what he was after When she looked his way And moistened her lips
He said, "I'm the Merc man, how do you do?" Merc man, that's who Merc man, he likes to cruise around Merc man, he's got his coolness down
Larry's pulse quickened as she Crossed the floor, he backed up slowly And showed her to the door She yes with her X-ray eyes
She walked up to him and he just sighed "I'm the Merc man, how do you do?" Merc man, that's who Merc man, he likes to cruise around Merc man, he's got his coolness down