I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, Music that nobody else has heard, And art that nobody else has seen. I can't help it, because I am so much more intelligent and well-rounded Than everyone who surrounds me. I stopped watching tv when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid, And started reading books, And going to recitals and art galleries. I don't go to recitals any more, Because my hearing is too sensitive, And I don't go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there, And I can't deal with people, Because they don't understand me. I stay home, reading books that are beneath me, And working on my work, which no one understands. I am sensitive.