Eat your heart out Johnny B Apollo came down and was good to me He set me on fire and he sang me a tune And he messed up my mind like a crazy cartoon
And now I'm calling the doctor cause I'm ringing like a bell And I play the guitar like a demon from hell
Cause I was once a normal kid Til the devil came down and he flipped my lid He gave me a switchblade and he gave me a muse And he vomited acid all over my shoes
And now I'm screaming of sinning and I'm doing it well And my head is a-spinning like a demon from hell
Now I'm not normal and I can't understand What it takes to be a normal man I go so loco into the unknown I'm screaming evil on your telephone
Yeah, I'm fucking and sucking and I'm casting a spell And I'm stabbing the pitchfork like a demon from hell
Yeah, call up the doctor cause I'm ringing like a bell And I play the guitar like a demon from hell