We went to town to see that old tattooed lady. She was a sight to see, tattooed from head to knee. My uncle Ned was there. He came to gape and stare. "I've never!" he declared, "seen such a freak so bare!" For on her jaw was the Royal Flying Corps and on her back was the Union Jack, now could you ask for more? All up and down her spine Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/2tz3stood the Queen's own guard in line and sailing round her hips was a fleet of battleships. And over her left kidney was a bird's eye view of Sydney but what we liked best was upon her chest Her little home in Waikiki! (What did you say?)