I’m here with a new proclamation To rid the world of evil and super spies And new hero for an apathetic nation Like a Tranformer, more to me than meets the eye
But sometimes I do fear I’m under qualified
I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight I don’t have wings, cuz I’m afraid of heights I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York I thought I’d maybe die
I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars I got no job, but I’ve got a big heart Sometimes when I think I’ve been shot at I pee my pants and cry
Once caught four albino doughnut robbers Twice covered in grease by a chick named Duchess Fries Three times I was knocked out by a mango from Kid Atilla Man, I really hate that guy
But like my girl always says What can the world expect You only doing your best But I always feel less
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I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight I don’t have wings, cuz I’m afraid of heights I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York I thought I’d maybe die
I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars I got no job, but I’ve got a big heart Sometimes when I think I’ve been shot at I pee my pants and cry
And when it comes, my final gasp I’m hoping that my name will last As a hero who stood against the bad And never turned his back
But never did, I run way And never will I save the day Cuz if asteroids hit and make hippos fly I’m not your guy
I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight I don’t have wings, cuz I’m afraid of heights I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York I thought I’d maybe die
I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars I got no job, but I’ve got a big heart And that counts much more than a square jaw So tell your friends, with my weak chin, I’m here to win Hey everyone, I’ve arrived