I pack my clothes and grab my single issues And wrap 'em up tight Make a list so my collection's complete
Went to bed early, but I can't sleep Way too excited, been waiting all week Everyone's here so let's gas up the van Not enough room so we Tetris the bags
We're on the road, we're going home To the place where wild nerds roam With pretty girls and dudes in capes Going to cons is our escape
It's like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly
We're on the road, we're going home, We're going home
We melt the highway miles away like Sunfire No stopping tonight A Double-Double the only thing that could break our stride
Born to Run blastin', we're rockin' with Bruce Through the dark knight we're flyin' with nothing to lose Wind whipping by like a Banshee's scream The tail lights are draggin' like Omega Beams
We're on the road, we're going home To the place where wild nerds roam With pretty girls and dudes in capes Going to cons is our escape
It's like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly
We're on the road, we're going home, We're going home
Show's in sight, we can hardly wait Walking through the doors like they're pearly gates The smell of long boxes fills the open air Quarter bin orphans with a puppy stare You can feel the love flowing through the 10-foot aisles Slave Girl Leias with their knowing smiles...
Yeah we've arrived...
We're going home, we're going home To the place where wild nerds roam With pretty girls and dudes in capes Going to cons is our escape
It's like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly
We're on the road, we're going home, we're going home, we're going home, we're going home