Just last week I was feeling lucky so I bought Lotto tickets 45 mil. was the pot And I won it, didn’t believe it Then I spent it, on nerd shit
So I bought Cerebro and a golden wrapped lasso And a Stark Tower condo, got my bones Adamantium bondo And it went fast, didn’t take long Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone Called Jim Lee to paint my living room baby
I’d no idea zoning codes and permits were so hard To build a Millenium Falcon out in your back yard Then fly it, to Hawaii Where I bought my vacation home If I got credits, they gonna get spent
So I bought a Tardis and a Robocop guards it And a ruby quartz visor, classes from Gandalf made me wiser And it spent fast, didn’t take long Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone Called Joss, hey write my biopic baby
Bags and boards? Screw that I’ll buy a store Cruise ‘round in Ecto-1, make MMOs for fun My friends they had a laugh, said long this couldn’t last True words they had spoke, cuz soon I was broke
I took the Falcon apart so that I could begin to pay for my adamantium skeleton poisoning I pawned my visor, condo Tardis and golden lasso
Some did say I was doomed from the start Nerds and money will part We’ve got spending hearts