A mole that skewered through the brain A moose quite clinically insane Why is it always funny When innocence is so unlucky Anteater's bursting from inside A beaver sliced and diced and fried So many options for the carnage That we're always counting on
On and on it goes with furry bodies Threwn across the streets And parking lots They never see it coming But it always does And when it's here It's hard to stop The joy that comes from Seeing organs on a spring A head stuck in a hive Molting lava drowning Cuteness bleeding from the eyes Asphyxiation's best When no one is around Watch out for a sprinkler Through the head When candies on the ground
On and on it goes with furry bodies Threwn across the streets And parking lots They never see it coming But it always does And when it's here It's hard to stop The joy that comes from Joy that comes from Seeing organs on a spring A head stuck in a hive Molting lava drowning Cuteness bleeding from the eyes Asphyxiation's best When no one is around Watch out for a sprinkler Through the head When candies on the ground