Don't tug my ascot Don't pull my ascot (it's not a scarf) You can't have my ascot Cos girl it's mine
Hands off my cravat No I don't like that (don't get it dirty) Cravats are for hepcats and this cat is feelin' fine
We'll go out to a bistro And chat over a creme brulee (yum yum yum) Careful with that spoon though A drip can ruin my whole day
And my ascot Silk patterned ascot (that's not my favorite) Ascots for hepcats and this one is just devine
Don't tug my ascot Don't pull my ascot (it's not a scarf) You can't have my ascot Cos girl it's mine (Its so devine) No, you can't have my ascot Cos girl it's mine mine mine