The monster in my closet fought the one under my bed And in the middle of the battle I said "Don't tell my dad or he'll probably get mad And he'll stop payin' for all the adderall" I don't want that, I don't wanna get fat at all In a room with the admiral, the bruiser brigade It's been a really, really messed up week, month, day And I just rack up the hate, it comes as fast as a play count And I'm just gonna chill on the playground While you spend your whole day down in the depths of the net Wanna bet? It upsets you You want me to fade out and I am the rap game pest, get your raid out And I got your ass obsessed, no shame
I'm not really interested in hittin' the tip top And I got youmad but you're watchin' You say, "This little white girl is ruinin' hip hop" I say, "Damn right!" And take a lick of the Ring Pop And smile No way near the tip top And I got you mad, but you're watchin' You say, "This white girl is ruinin' hip hop" I say, "Damn right!" And take a lick of the Ring Pop And smile
I'm the kit and kaboodle and now I'm all over Google And I am very Youtubeable With the beautiful lou beats and hideous cuticles You hide out in the cubicle and ponder whose daughter I am A diabolical plot of the industry and We didn't think anybody would be into me and umm I don't give a crap, I get happy Enough to have your favorite rapper twitterin' at me And A&R sayin' I could be a star And I'm way stressed, I just wanted a Betsey J dress And some time off from Claire's so I could chill for a while So I take a lick of the Ring Pop and smile