I am a sex god and I stand Just two feet tall The babes don’t seem to mind Even though I’m kinda small I’m horny horny horny I’m always in the mood To get behind the camera And frolic in the nude
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It’s true that I’m a midget But I’m a porn star I’m twisted and perverted Nothing is too bizarre A trysexual cause I’ll try Anything Men women s&m please Whip me till I sting I’ve been licked out by a fish I’ve been licked out by a fish I’ll take you from behind Or take it from behind Wank wank wank myself Till I go fuckin’ blind I’ll be your babe in arms And call you mammy dear And when I get slightest Chance I’ll fuck you from The rear People used to think I was Nothing but a freak When they hear my job Description they can’t speak Money sex and power for Such a tiny thing