Uh, I had to leave my condo to come to this Well, I’m back, but this time I’m with my man And these women are puttin’ their hands all over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought And I’m much, much unhappy about that I’d hate to come down to their level and become a BW A basic woman But if they don’t stop it’s gonna get scandalous
Uh-uh
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room {I don’t need this} I’ll be back real soon {That’s what I get for being in the neighborhood} I’ve got a meeting a ladies room {Where’s my jewelry} I’ll be back real soon {Can we talk}
I don’t know but I think you better watch your man (Girl you better watch your man) ‘Cause girl, he’s doin’ like nobody else can (And all the girls are watchin’ him) If you wanna be sure, you best go powder your nose (Go on and powder your nose) ‘Cause you wanna look good when you step on the floor, that’s why
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon
Sing Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh Ooh, everybody sing it like Sing Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
Stepped through the door, they were standin’ in line (These ladies took their time) Smokin’ funny cigarettes and takin’ their time (Guys are were constantly on their minds) Somebody pass me a mirror (Hurry up) ‘cause I ain’t got much time (Boy, I got to get right back) ‘Cause there’s a hunk of man I done left behind, that’s why
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon (I told my man) I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon
Sing Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh Ooh, everybody sing it like Sing Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh I’ll be your freak-a-zoid
Walked on the floor and everybody was jammin’ They’re playin’ my favorite song (The men all pause), got me singin’ along Can’t turn your back for a minute somebody’s rockin’ my man And girl, they’re doin’ like nobody else can, watch out, watch out, watch out
Excuse me ladies, this man’s with me I don’t like to share, you can plainly see He looks good, good enough to eat But believe me lady, he belongs to me, yeah
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon
Came here to have a wonderful time I got to worries ‘bout those divas tryin’ to steal what’s mine Mess with my money and my man, and I can get real mean No, instead I take my baby in my Cooper’s limousine, ooh
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon
Ooh
Break it Break it Break it Can’t take it
Watch out Watch out
And all the girls sing
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh And all the girls sing
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby) I’ll be back real soon (And leave my man alone) I’ve got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby) I’ll be back real soon
Don’t slap me ‘Cause I’m not in the mood Don’t-don’t-don’t slap me ‘Cause I’m not in the mood
Don’t slap me ‘Cause I’m not in the mood Don’t slap me ‘Cause I’m not in the mood
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh I’ve got a meeting a ladies room I’ll be back real soon Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby) I’ll be back real soon (And leave my ma