The horror that was tearing me apart Was terrifying sudden liquid fart. It came to me absolutely not in time, As the cause of the greatest fear of mine.
It was assault of the mutant beast. I couldn't notice it because of the mist. Behind my back, when I stood alone, Resounded loudly low massive raw.
His tusks stuck straightly to my neck. I felt his breath, I dropped my fag. But as you've realised it wasn't worst, The control of my anus, I was frightened by the most.
The putrid stiff stream was running on my leg. Oh! What a shame! I escaped smack The mammal suffocated and died in pain, He was completely covered by shit rain!