I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand it 'Cos you're embarassed of the spots where your tears landed You stayed up all night but still couldn't complete it
I'm a problem so tricky that you slit your wrists Everyone looks icky standing next to this Hopefully you're not picky 'cos you'll never hit You better hit Wikipedia and study quick
I'M LIKE CALCULUS; YOU NEED A LOT OF CLASS FOR THIS I'M LIKE CALCULUS, BUT I DON'T HAVE A LIMIT, BITCH I'M LIKE CALCULUS; THESE SLUTS ARE MY DERIVATIVES THERE'S NO SOLVING THIS, I'M LIKE CALCULUS!
It takes a little more than a rocket scientist Or a state-certified psychiatrist To even start to get close to the bottom of this It takes a very special certain type of specialist
I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand it 'Cos you're embarassed of the spots where your tears landed You stayed up all night but still couldn't complete it
I'M LIKE CALCULUS; YOU NEED A LOT OF CLASS FOR THIS I'M LIKE CALCULUS, BUT I DON'T HAVE A LIMIT, BITCH I'M LIKE CALCULUS; THESE SLUTS ARE MY DERIVATIVES THERE'S NO SOLVING THIS, I'M LIKE CALCULUS!